Where's the Animal Liberation Front when you need them

I'm not even going to explain this one...

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Guy: I have a question

Me: Shoot

Guy: About fetish

Me: Yeah?

Guy: And I really really love it..

Guy: Can you play a mean girl?

Guy: Very mean?

Me: I AM a very mean girl, so playing is not an option...

Guy: If I came by your house

Guy: With a box

Guy: A big cardboard box

Guy: And you opened it

Guy: And you saw 5 huge rabbits

Guy: Stolen from a spoiled neighbour kid

Guy: Something like that...

Guy: ?

Me: ...

Me: Rabbits...

Guy: Yes

Me: What do you want me to do with those

Guy: Rabbits... high heels..

Guy: Just think of something

Me: No I don't hurt animals, just humans

Guy: Ok

Guy: Respect...

*Guy leaves chat*